I don't think I really have a talent for movie acting.

I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over.

There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time.

How can we turn our back on an endeavor which increases our children's cultural intelligence, heightens individual sensitivity and deepens our collective sense of humanity? I suggest to you that we cannot.

All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle.

If you do get married, get a prenup. It's not about money at all. It's about having a document that states how you'll dissolve your marriage while you still have a shred of respect for each other.

Marriage changes things because there's a lot more at stake. You can't get too toxic because you have to live together. No one can reach for the nuclear button too quickly.