New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.

I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over.

Getting older is hard.

Ultraconservatism is, to me, so illogical. Everywhere you go, conservatives want to cut, cut, cut, cut - cut money for powerless people. So, that's the biggest problem I have with them.

I don't think I really have a talent for movie acting.

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

I remember during my lifetime I would meet women, and it was almost like God would say to me, 'Now, this woman here is not the one you are going to end up with, but she is going to be a lot like this woman; look at this woman, study this woman.' And when my wife showed up, He was like, 'You recognize her now?'