New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.

Marriage changes things because there's a lot more at stake. You can't get too toxic because you have to live together. No one can reach for the nuclear button too quickly.

There's less critical thinking going on in this country on a Main Street level - forget about the media - than ever before. We've never needed people to think more critically than now, and they've taken a big nap.

I am still playing 'Words With Friends,' but on Virgin Atlantic.

If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.

There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time.

One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature.