There are two problems in my life. The political ones are insoluble and the economic ones are incomprehensible.

Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.

There are two problems in my life. The political ones are insoluble and the economic ones are incomprehensible.

A man of integrity will never listen to any reason against conscience.

Resentment is, in every stage of the passion, painful, but it is not disagreeable, unless in excess; pity is always painful, yet always agreeable; vanity, on the contrary, is always pleasant, yet always disagreeable.

The doctor unfortunately said I was fit.

To my deafness I'm accustomed, To my dentures I'm resigned, I can manage my bifocals, But Oh how I miss my mind.