Ronaldo could play for Millwall, QPR, Doncaster Rovers or anyone and he'd score a hat-trick. I'm not sure Messi could do it. Ronaldo's got two feet, he's quick, he's good in the air and he's brave, though Messi's brave too of course. I just think Messi is a Barcelona player.

Once you shake hands with the devil, you have to accept they are in control.

Gianfranco Zola once sent Gary Pallister the wrong way to such an extent that he needed a ticket to get back in.

As long as there are games to play its not over

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.

Look at me – it's taken 10 years off me today. It's these tablets, they're great!

There are members of the London press who seek to antagonise me, deliberately.