I'm going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France.

They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages!

I understand the intensity of the supporters. I wonder how they could turn up for work on Monday morning after we lost 5-1 to Manchester City.

It's great news. The reality of negotiations today is that they take time. But these have always been conducted in a good spirit and we are very pleased with the outcome. We can now look forward to the future.

Distinguish between power and control, delegate, be decisive - and always remember people's first names.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.