I'm going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France.

I do believe in fate.

Her Majesty said she hoped I would have time for my horses - I own two and have shares in four.

In any normal season, most of the teams below Chelsea would think they are doing quite well.

But there is always that unpredictability about a derby match and that's what it was today.

In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The relationship with alcohol is a real problem in English football and, in the short term, it's much more harmful to a sportsman. It weakens the body, which becomes more susceptible to injury.

Myths grow all the time. If I was to listen to the number of times I've thrown teacups then we've gone through some crockery in this place. It's completely exaggerated, but I don't like people arguing back with me.