That lad must have been born offside.

I'm going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France.

As long as there are games to play its not over

I'm going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France. They fly in V-formation but the second ones don't fly. They're the subs for the first ones. And then the second ones take over - so it's teamwork.

It was the most emphatic display of selflessness I have seen on a football field. Pounding over every blade of grass, competing as if he would rather die of exhaustion than lose, he inspired all around him.

If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home.

If my parents were still alive, they would be very proud. They gave me a good start in life, the values that have driven me, and the confidence to believe in myself.