I used to beg for auditions. Now, they're being thrown at me.
I have a wife, a son, and I've had some practical life experience.
Personally, I just tease people a lot.
Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a person, too!
By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like.
I would hate to be immortal forever.