Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!

My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.