Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.