Saying that I've THOUGHT about it doesn't mean that I'm DOING it.

Merv Griffin, who developed Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, had a great line once. I used to personally answer all the mail that came in to Jeopardy! whether it was favorable or unfavorable, and Merv said, You know how I handle the nasty mail? I said no. He just grabbed it and folded it up and crunched it up and threw it in the wastebasket. He said, I don't bother with it.

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older - and I shouldn't admit this - there are other things that become more important in your daily life.

I tried to do my best impression of The Jonas Brothers, but no matter how hard I tried I ended up looking cool!

The secret to happiness, of course, is not getting what you want; it's wanting what you get.

I have an Apple computer, which I use to play Spider Solitaire and do research on the Internet.

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