When I finish as the host of 'Jeopardy!' I'm going to go up to Taft in central California. They have a small college there that teaches you about oil drilling.

My life is what it is, and I can't change it. I can change the future, but I can't do anything about the past.

Don't tell me what you believe in. I'll observe how you behave and I will make my own determination.

The secret to happiness, of course, is not getting what you want; it's wanting what you get.

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you.

I tried to do my best impression of The Jonas Brothers, but no matter how hard I tried I ended up looking cool!

I'm curious about everything - even things that don't interest me.