When I finish as the host of 'Jeopardy!' I'm going to go up to Taft in central California. They have a small college there that teaches you about oil drilling.

I have an Apple computer, which I use to play Spider Solitaire and do research on the Internet.

I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!

I'm curious about everything - even things that don't interest me.

You should never wear a baseball cap when working in close quarters in the attic: You never see that beam above you!

The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools!

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older - and I shouldn't admit this - there are other things that become more important in your daily life.