When I finish as the host of 'Jeopardy!' I'm going to go up to Taft in central California. They have a small college there that teaches you about oil drilling.

You should never wear a baseball cap when working in close quarters in the attic: You never see that beam above you!

Don't minimize the importance of luck in determining life's course.

My musical development stopped when Frank Sinatra died.

My life is what it is, and I can't change it. I can change the future, but I can't do anything about the past.

Please phrase your answer in the form of a question.

I tried to do my best impression of The Jonas Brothers, but no matter how hard I tried I ended up looking cool!