I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw.

I still miss the days when a haircut was just a haircut. It was only your mates you had to face. Now there's a whole industry centred around people analysing your 'look'. I just cannot understand how anyone could get so worked up by... hair.

I took the batteries out my mysticism / 
And put them in my thinking cap

There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.

It was 2002, we all got guitars for Christmas and started playing in my garage that summer, rehearsed there and in a warehouse for a bit for about a year. We did our first gig in June 2003 and we played a few gigs in and around Sheffield for a bit then started doing gigs outside of Sheffield about this time last year, recording demos while all this was going on.

There's that 15 quid we put on One Direction to win down the drain.

Love's not only blind but deaf.