I've come to recognize songwriting as something that I do, and I want to be good at that. At that craft, if you like. I want to practice it.

I just wanted to do something that would freak people out. That's the best thing to do.

There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.

There's that 15 quid we put on One Direction to win down the drain.

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw.

What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

Every time you write a song, you're looking for some sort of perfection, and you never quite reach it. You're always looking for that extra missing piece.