There is always that one band that comes along when you are 14 or 15 years old that manages to hit you in just the right way and changes your whole perception of things.

There's that 15 quid we put on One Direction to win down the drain.

You spend your time thinking about that and you get lost in reflection.

What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

Love's not only blind but deaf.

Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, "Yeah, songwritin' man," looking wistful. That wasn't me - those kinds of people put me off.

I just wanted to do something that would freak people out. That's the best thing to do.