Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, "Yeah, songwritin' man," looking wistful. That wasn't me - those kinds of people put me off.

There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.

There's that 15 quid we put on One Direction to win down the drain.

What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

You spend your time thinking about that and you get lost in reflection.

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw.

I took the batteries out my mysticism / 
And put them in my thinking cap