The ears, which master the face of a dunce, are that part of the head which most publishes stupidity.

I kneel to my Lord because I am such a failure. I pray, I hope, I look to the Gospels.

Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.

The ears, which master the face of a dunce, are that part of the head which most publishes stupidity.

Hypocrisy is the essence of snobbery, but all snobbery is about the problem of belonging.

Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.

Artists are never complete people. But if it's art that completes them, then what is taken away?