Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.

Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.