Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.