People aren't universally heroic.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

You can't do comedy with a beard.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.