It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'

I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.