I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark