People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.

Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.