People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.

I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.