There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

For me, suspense doesn't have any value if it's not balanced by humor.

When you can look forward, and the road is clear ahead, and now you are going to create something - that's as happy as I'd want to be.

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder

Cary Grant is the only actor I ever loved in my whole life.