We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedly, as in life.

I'm not much into rear window ethics.

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.

A woman of mystery is one who also has a certain maturity and whose actions speak louder than words. Any woman can be one, if she keeps those two points in mind. She should grow up-and shut up.

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.