These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
In a good marriage each is the others better half.
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.
I enjoy playing the audience like a piano.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
To me Psycho was a big comedy. Had to be.