I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.
Puns are the highest form of literature.
Even my failures make money and become classics a year after I make them.
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.