Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.

Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.

Seeing a murder on television can help us unload the feelings of hate themselves. If you do not have feelings of hatred, may be obtained in the advertising interval.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano.