This weapon [an ax] is primitive but effective. And it's also guaranteed to be fifty-percent painless. You see, it takes two people to operate, and the person at this end [the handle] doesn't feel a thing.

If I won't be myself, who will?

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

It's only a movie, and, after all, we're all grossly overpaid.

Never turn your back on a friend.

Never judge a country by its politicians.

When you can look forward, and the road is clear ahead, and now you are going to create something - that's as happy as I'd want to be.