This weapon [an ax] is primitive but effective. And it's also guaranteed to be fifty-percent painless. You see, it takes two people to operate, and the person at this end [the handle] doesn't feel a thing.

I have a feeling that inside you somewhere,there's somebody nobody knows about

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey places like the kitchen table.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Seeing a murder on television can help us unload the feelings of hate themselves. If you do not have feelings of hatred, may be obtained in the advertising interval.

Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat.

Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.