Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.

I was an uncommonly unattractive young man.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small children, 2: policemen, 3: high places, 4: that my next movie will not be as good as the last one.

A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder

Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat.

All love scenes started on the set are continued in the dressing room.