In a good marriage each is the others better half.

There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.

Fear isn't so difficult to understand. After all, weren't we all frightened as children? Nothing has changed since Little Red Riding Hood faced the big bad wolf. What frightens us today is exactly the same sort of thing that frightened us yesterday. It's just a different wolf. This fright complex is rooted in every individual.

It seems to me that television is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you're on.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.