I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

San Francisco would be a good location for a murder mystery.

Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

This weapon [an ax] is primitive but effective. And it's also guaranteed to be fifty-percent painless. You see, it takes two people to operate, and the person at this end [the handle] doesn't feel a thing.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

I would almost say that the best screen actor is the man who can do nothing extremely well.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.