I always try to look at things as though I were remembering them three years later.

Actually, I have no regard for money. Aside from its purchasing power, it's completely useless as far as I'm concerned.

We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

Everything's perverted in a different way.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me.