Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.

Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat.

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'

Seeing a murder on television can help us unload the feelings of hate themselves. If you do not have feelings of hatred, may be obtained in the advertising interval.