I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened; they revolt me. That round white thing without any holes, and when you break it, inside there’s that yellow thing, round, without any holes… Brrr! Have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I’ve never tasted it.

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

I can't read fiction without visualizing every scene. The result is it becomes a series of pictures rather than a book.

It's only a movie, and, after all, we're all grossly overpaid.

I like stories with lots of psychology.

I would almost say that the best screen actor is the man who can do nothing extremely well.