Our primary function is to create an emotion and our secondary function is to sustain that emotions.
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
Puns are the highest form of literature.
Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.