You think she's pretty, you ought to see my slingshot!

Never judge a country by its politicians.

Reality is something that none of us can stand, at any time.

I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened; they revolt me. That round white thing without any holes, and when you break it, inside there’s that yellow thing, round, without any holes… Brrr! Have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I’ve never tasted it.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.

Seeing a murder on television can help us unload the feelings of hate themselves. If you do not have feelings of hatred, may be obtained in the advertising interval.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.