There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.

That is the most frightening sight I have ever seen.

Never judge a country by its politicians.

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.

In the old days villains had moustaches and kicked the dog. Audiences are smarter today. They don't want their villain to be thrown at them with green limelight on his face. They want an ordinary human being with failings.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.