We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like.

I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened; they revolt me. That round white thing without any holes, and when you break it, inside there’s that yellow thing, round, without any holes… Brrr! Have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I’ve never tasted it.

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

You think she's pretty, you ought to see my slingshot!

A glimpse into the world proves that horror is nothing other than reality.