Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

Seeing a murder on television can help us unload the feelings of hate themselves. If you do not have feelings of hatred, may be obtained in the advertising interval.

I can't read fiction without visualizing every scene. The result is it becomes a series of pictures rather than a book.

Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

I'm sure anyone who likes a good crime, provided it is not the victim.

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.