These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

I can't read fiction without visualizing every scene. The result is it becomes a series of pictures rather than a book.

Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds, just something that comes out of the mouths of people whose eyes tell the story in visual terms.

Even my failures make money and become classics a year after I make them.

There is something more important than logic: imagination

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.

Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat.