These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

Even my failures make money and become classics a year after I make them.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

San Francisco would be a good location for a murder mystery.