She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.

If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.

There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.

Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

Love's a loaded gun and it shoots to kill.

We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.

If you could use your brain like you use your ass.