I wanna be in the headlines, anything to be in the headlines.

Nurse Rozetta, I won't let her catch me peering down her sweeter.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found.

I always tell people, 'Everything you’ve heard about Alice Cooper , you can believe maybe 40 percent of it. Everything you’ve ever heard about Keith Moon is true - and you’ve only heard 10 percent of it.'

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.