I'm eighteen, and I don't know what I want.

If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.

Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison and Pablo Picasso.

If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.

When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.