I always tell people, 'Everything you’ve heard about Alice Cooper , you can believe maybe 40 percent of it. Everything you’ve ever heard about Keith Moon is true - and you’ve only heard 10 percent of it.'

I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off. ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality.

I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.

We play it differently now. If we did the album now it would be different.

It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.