If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.

I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off. ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.

Johnny [Depp] got this rock 'n' roll old soul to him. If I say a song, he goes, 'Oh yeah. I know that song.' A song he shouldn't know, a song that's not his generation at all. So he might as well have been there.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.