I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.

Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison and Pablo Picasso.

Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical.

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

I wanna be in the headlines, anything to be in the headlines.

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.