What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us.

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

The best things in life don't make sense

I'm eighteen and I like it.

He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.

If it's total freedom, I guess the ultimate thing you can go into is total silence between the audience and performer, with the performer projecting something he doesn't even have to play.