So what this is is us, our personalities refined down on to a stage performance. In other words, the way we play is the end product of the way we live - we live in the cities, you see.

Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote.

There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.

Make that money run like honey on your tongue.