A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.
Allan PeaseMarriages are more likely to fail when one partner not only does not mirror the other's expressions of happiness, but instead shows expressions of contempt.
Allan PeaseSmoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better
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