God probably thinks it’s worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.

God probably thinks it’s worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.

The times you don't make it are the ones children remember, not the times you do.

When you're young your mother shields you from the world because she thinks you're too young to understand, and when she's old you shield her because she's too old to understand - or to have any more understanding inflicted upon her. The curve of life goes: want to know, know, don't want to know.

Oh, where is the Fairy Godmother of explanations when you need her?

A mother of a one-year-old boy is a movie star in a world without critics.

Anyone suffering Downton Abbey withdrawal symptoms will find an instant tonic.