In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
Alonzo BoddenI was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrail, figured I'd save him some time.
Alonzo BoddenScientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.
Alonzo BoddenI have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim.
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